How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.