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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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