How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT