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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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