How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.