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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.