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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.