Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.