Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.