Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm