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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.