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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone