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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool