Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.