Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.