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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.