Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()