How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

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What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.