Instagram Jokes

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

Post-upload skepticism

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

Nofilter

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

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What, I'm Asian?

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Who's the fastest cyclist in the world?

Chris Vroom

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What would you like to Instagram?

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