Instagram Jokes

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

Post-upload skepticism

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

Nofilter

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

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Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Sunset Jokes More Sunset Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

Ey you.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.