What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble