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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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How do introverts feel within society?

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I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?