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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender