Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.