Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender