Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.