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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!