Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.