Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.