Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.