Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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Because they're going via Agra!

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A Tourist!

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.