Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Previous Random Joke Next

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Eiffel Jokes More Eiffel Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.