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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Eiffel Jokes More Eiffel Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.