Paris Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.