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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

March Jokes More March Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.