Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.