Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.