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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

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