Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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What do you say to an ugly person?

Anything you like, what are they going to do about it?

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor)

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How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.