Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

German Jokes More German Jokes

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...