Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

France Jokes More France Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates