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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.