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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade