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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.