I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
Stopping it with a shovel
Malteasers
Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu
Pokemon go always goes down on me
The family discount
Cos it's tear-able.
WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!