I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
Stop paying the bill.
He couldn't stop.
Rattata
The 'mons of Venus.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
The cigarette.