What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks?

There's twenty of them.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!