What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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They're both run by Unix.

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What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What do books wear on a rainy day?

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