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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Fo drizzle

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50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Dead in a tunnel.

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What's next to England?

A question mark.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.