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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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50 Shades of Earl Grey

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A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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So the other one could drive

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A tea bag last longer in the cup

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.