What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

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Because she was too ahoof.

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What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!