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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.