Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.