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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.