Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.