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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.