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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.