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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.