Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.