Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.