The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
Two Wongs don't make a white
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section
He always delivers.
Haulin' Oates
OP delivers.
Sleigh-er
Probably not. Opie delivered.
Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.
With a can't c-section.
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands
Removed
Just order them without liver.
Meringue-harangue
An elf driving car
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
Because Opey never delivered.
Work smarter not harder people.
They stop delivering.
They deliver
White Mail Privilege
Neither one delivers on Sunday!
Two large planes
He never delivered.
Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*
A bird who knocks before delivering its message!
Neither deliver on Sundays.
Crip Cringle.
An Equinecologist.
Santa Jaws!
Because they don't deliver.
Popo John's
Slayer.
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
Paula Ab-doula
They don't deliver on Sunday
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
They are very loud when triggered.
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
No telemarketers.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!
Chopsticks
Nanking Donuts
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
