Deliver Jokes

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What do you call someone that delivers baby horses?

An Equinecologist.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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