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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Who would rule in a dog world?

The pawlice.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.