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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.