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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's the first rule of contradiction club?

There is no contradiction club

Who would rule in a dog world?

The pawlice.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.