What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What's the fastest drink in the world?

Sonic the eggnog.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

Who would rule in a dog world?

The pawlice.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.