What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.