What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.