What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad