Caesar Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

You might also enjoy:

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

Brute Jokes More Brute Jokes

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Whorehouse Jokes More Whorehouse Jokes

Whorehouse?

Brothel Sprouts.

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Hispanic Midget Jokes More Hispanic Midget Jokes

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's