March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

I Love Pizza & You

March Madness Sale

I Love Pizza & You

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

March Madness Sale

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

You might also enjoy:

Chicken Caesar Salad Jokes More Chicken Caesar Salad Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

Mexican Midget Jokes More Mexican Midget Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Whorehouse Jokes More Whorehouse Jokes

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?