Caesar Jokes

Veni Vidi Veni

With a pair of Caesars...

A chicken Caesar salad.

Caesar salad

Etude, Brute?

Caesar salad

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

I came. I saw. I concurred.

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Can someone get me some dry socks

Using a pair of Caesars.

My husband doesn't go to the circus

Brothel Sprouts.

A bald point!

Brainwashing.

Medium Pizzas

Pay for the pizza!

One steppe at a time.

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

Your name! -

She buys a new car.

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How was Rome split in half?

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

How did the Roman cut his hair?

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

When did Caesar reign?

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

How do you divide old Rome?

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