Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Who ate all the crackers?

Racist cannibal.

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.