Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia.