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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.