Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What Did The Time Traveler Do After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."