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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Atilla Jokes More Atilla Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!