Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.