Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.