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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.