Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Matisse hurt!

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Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.