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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.