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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.