Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.