Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
One for 2008 and one for 2016.
Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
