What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!