What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember