What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.