What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes