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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.