What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.