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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.