What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.