What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.