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What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls