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What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!