What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.