What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.