What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*