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What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!