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What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial