What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

Santa Clause Jokes More Santa Clause Jokes

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.