What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.