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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.