What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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To get to the bottom

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By counting Kylereese.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.