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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.