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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Pocket Change Jokes More Pocket Change Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.