What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

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Don't worry they'll tell you

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.