What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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To steep.

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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It's the thot that counts.

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Don't worry! They will tell you!

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Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.