Pocket Change Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb?

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'