Pocket Change Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Rich Person Jokes More Rich Person Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What do you call the richest person in the soup industry?

A boullionaire

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Population Jokes More Population Jokes

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.