Bunch Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

Deleted

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Matisse Jokes More Matisse Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.