Bunch Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos