Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes