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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child