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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.