Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.