Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.