How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Jerusalem Jokes More Jerusalem Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.