How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Jerusalem Jokes More Jerusalem Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.