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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Jerusalem Jokes More Jerusalem Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.