How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

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Because everything is a steal.

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Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.