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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Jerusalem Jokes More Jerusalem Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.