How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.