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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

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The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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CGI Friday's.

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It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.