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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Jerusalem Jokes More Jerusalem Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.