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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.