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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.