March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.