Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!