Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.