Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!