Hockey Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

Ice Hockey Jokes More Ice Hockey Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.