Hockey Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

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She always ran away from the ball

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I can't feel my face when i'm with you

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Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

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North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.