Hockey Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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