Soccer Jokes

What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.