How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist