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How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros