How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

Previous Random Joke Next

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).