How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Who is saved?

America

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Why are Asians no good a football (soccer)?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop!

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.