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How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates