How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Who gets saved?

America

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.