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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper