Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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The ATM

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She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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She sings with the other hand.

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Because they rappel men and women.

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Dates!

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She always ran away from the ball

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Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper