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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper