Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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Compound interest

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Socrates

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.