Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper