What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Goal Jokes More Goal Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper