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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper