What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper