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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Goal Jokes More Goal Jokes

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper