What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.