Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!