Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)