Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.