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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.