Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.