Breasts don't have eyes.
Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells
I have no ideer.
I'll keep an eye out for you!
Chicken Caesar salad.
Piiig
Dinner
A blind man...
A dead bird.
So they can Pikachu
By tying a knot on its tail.
She gives you the eye.
They couldn't see eye to eye
She was cross eyed.
Two pirates
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
Coz their eyes opened.
Because he was an eye wetness.
A fsh
No-eye deer.
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
An alligator.
A bright eye deer.
Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Three blind mice.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because they can't see if they close both.
Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
Because he had no depth perception.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)
They glazed into each other's eyes
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
I have no Idea.
I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
To keep an eye on the exit
Guy: 34C.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
Boneless chicken
When it's past your eyes.
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
A snooker table
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
No idear.
Hurricanes with cataracts
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
You Blink Your Eyes.
With one eye
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
Shine a torch in her ear!
Vitreous humour.
A cow.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Fish!
Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
I only have eyes for ewe, dear
He's the one with patches over both eyes.
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
You've got eyes on the back of your head!
He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
Because there are eyes everywhere!
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
A Fsh
Doyouthinkhesaurus
She couldn't control her pupils.
No eye-deer.
Bull dozer
That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "
So we don't poke our eyes out.
They briefly open one eye.
She bats her eyes.
Nigeria.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Two chickens and a goat.
Because I got eye lashes.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Eyes down for a full mouse'!
They can't see eye to eye.
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
A man holding an aardvark.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
A FSSSSSHHHH
Because he was in-bread.
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!
Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.
A pan. Duh!
Don't Stop Bereavin'
With a pumpkin patch.
One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
Yo, evolution: You missed one..
I miss you.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson
Thort thorts.
To the farmacy.
Bayer Asprin
IPatch
They'll get chapped lips!
