Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells
I have no ideer.
Chicken Caesar salad.
Piiig
Dinner
A dead bird.
So they can Pikachu
By tying a knot on its tail.
They couldn't see eye to eye
She was cross eyed.
Two pirates
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
Because he was an eye wetness.
A fsh
No-eye deer.
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
An alligator.
A bright eye deer.
Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)
Three blind mice.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because they can't see if they close both.
Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
Because he had no depth perception.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)
They glazed into each other's eyes
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
I have no Idea.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.
To keep an eye on the exit
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
When it's past your eyes.
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
A snooker table
No idear.
Hurricanes with cataracts
With one eye
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
Shine a torch in her ear!
Vitreous humour.
A cow.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Fish!
Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder
I only have eyes for ewe, dear
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
You've got eyes on the back of your head!
Because there are eyes everywhere!
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
A Fsh
Doyouthinkhesaurus
She couldn't control her pupils.
No eye-deer.
Bull dozer
They briefly open one eye.
She bats her eyes.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Two chickens and a goat.
Because I got eye lashes.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Eyes down for a full mouse'!
They can't see eye to eye.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
A man holding an aardvark.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
A FSSSSSHHHH
Still no idea.
With their eyes shut!
Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
Antteneye!
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
A horse and rider.
A horse with his eyes closed!
I have my eye on you.
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
Two pirates.
Because they have tears in their eyes
Three blind mice!
A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
No idea.
Noob.
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.
You'll strain your eyes.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
That can can can-can!
I don't know nobody has ever made it across.
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Shine a flashlight in his ears.
Fibbinouchie.
A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.
Ah horse apples!
Punch!
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Her navel.
Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
