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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

What happens to a drunk vampire?

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!