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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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So they can carry their tune

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite song?

Down With The Thickness.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!