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What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.