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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish