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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.