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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!