What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What do you call a plumb in a frock?

A damson in this dress.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters