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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws