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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.