What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.