What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.