What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.