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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.