What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.