What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Sleigh Jokes More Sleigh Jokes

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em