What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em