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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er