What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

Tally hohoho!

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em