What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.