What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.