What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.