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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.