March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Previous Random Joke Next
Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Sleigh Jokes More Sleigh Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er