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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er