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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em