What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er