What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.