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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Who's there! Alf! Alf who?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.