Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.