Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

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Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!