Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.