Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!