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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!