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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.