What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why do actors like snooker halls?

Because that's where they get their best cues.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.