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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.