What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel