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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why do actors like snooker halls?

Because that's where they get their best cues.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.