What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."