What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow