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Who's there! Adore! Adore who?

Adore stands between us open up!

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Who's there! Adore! Adore who?

Adore stands between us open up!