What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!