What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What do frogs drink?

Hot croako!

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish

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How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality