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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.