What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....