What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.