What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...