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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What name do you give to a frog?

Croaky voice) ROBBERT

What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What are a NEET's favorite type of shoes?

REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.