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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What name do you give to a frog?

Croaky voice) ROBBERT

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.