What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.