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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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What's the definition of "de javu"?

Jokes on

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What is horse sense?

Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!