What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

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What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.